Wha...?

[phone rings]
- Hello
- - Hello, may I speak to [My Name].
- Who's calling please?
- - This is H--- F-----.
- No, seriously?


H--- F----- is either a half-cousin or a step-cousin. I believe I last saw him when Nixon was president. Ford at the latest. Anyway, he's on a find-the-relatives kick. I was the first one on the list, he said. He wants everyone's addresses. He seemed to be who he said he was, and all, but I thought I should check in with you all before I gave your address to a guy I haven't seen in at least 30 years, so I told him to email me and I'd send along what I have. I got his email address if you want it.