Dude 1: ...had a baby two weeks ago...The practical pattern may be what it's been for the past twenty years, but the ideal has shifted: a new dad is supposed to be home with the newborn. Awwwww.
Dude 2: That is huge! Congratulations!
Dude 1: ...yeah...been crazy...[lengthy unintelligible]
Dude 2: But what are you doing here, and awake? You should be asleep or tending to the babe.
Dude 1: I had to go back to work this week... [unintelligible]
Today's earrings: compasses
Bedtime reading: Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
No comments:
Post a Comment